Hey folks, I'd like to share with you my new favorite thing. Tips to prevent sexual assault! Because you all know my radical feminist feelings on the rape. It is bad! People should not do it! If someone does it, their rapist ass should be in jail! The onus is not the victim to prevent the crime! Ok folks? But anyway, here are tips to prevent sexual assault, as found at here at Feminist Law Professors. Ch-ch-check it out!
Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work!
1. Don’t put drugs in people’s drinks in order to control their behavior.
2. When you see someone walking by themselves, leave them alone!
3. If you pull over to help someone with car problems, remember not to assault them!
4. NEVER open an unlocked door or window uninvited.
5. If you are in an elevator and someone else gets in, DON’T ASSAULT THEM!
6. Remember, people go to laundry to do their laundry, do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
7. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public.
8. Always be honest with people! Don’t pretend to be a caring friend in order to gain the trust of someone you want to assault. Consider telling them you plan to assault them. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the other person may take that as a sign that you do not plan to rape them.
9. Don’t forget: you can’t have sex with someone unless they are awake!
10. Carry a whistle! If you are worried you might assault someone “on accident” you can hand it to the person you are with, so they can blow it if you do.
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Ok, so I know rape is not a funny subject, but those tips definitely made me smile.
We just watched a weird movie in Spanish class where this guy has sex with a girl in a coma, so basically he rapes her. And, it was really weird!
Love,
Princess
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